Curse

Opeth11 · Aug 23, 2006, 08:47 AM // 08:47

*removes hexes*
*teleports Cooper into the arena*
*knees Cooper in the gut*
*knees Cooper in the gut*
*knees Cooper in the gut*
*knees Cooper in the gut*
*knees Cooper in the gut*
*knees Cooper in the gut*
*knees Cooper in the gut*
*knees Cooper in the gut*
*knees Cooper in the gut*

extra bacon · Aug 23, 2006, 08:58 AM // 08:58

*points at lord wammo and laughs*

*drinks beer*

*hic*

oh btw, the food is poisoned, so you'll all be suffering severe stomach aches very shortly. thieving bitches.

Lord Cooper · Aug 23, 2006, 08:59 AM // 08:59

*casts mantra of resolve*
*casts obsidian flesh*
*casts ward of stability*
*casts arcane echo*
*casts obsidian flame on opeth*
*casts obsidian flame on opeth*
*casts obsidian flame on opeth*
*casts stone daggers on opeth*
*casts obsidian flame on opeth*
*casts stone daggers on opeth*
*casts stone daggers on opeth*
*casts stone daggers on opeth*
*leaves opeth crying like a baby in the arena*
*goes back to bar and carries on drinking*
"opeths in the arena if any of you guys want to go play with him a little"

Cebe · Aug 23, 2006, 09:32 AM // 09:32

No no no - you can only use skills you have on one of your characters, Lord Cooper! It's not fair otherwise....since when has a WARRIOR-MONK has elementalist powers?

"I'm using Archane Echo"
"I'm using Cry of Frustration on Lord Cooper!"
"I'm using Cry of Frustration on Lord Cooper!"
"I'm using Cry of Frustration on Lord Cooper!"

"I'm using Beer is Power on extra bacon!"

extra bacon · Aug 23, 2006, 09:46 AM // 09:46

hehe thanks buddy.

*drinks beer*

*taunts lord cooper*

*slaps opeth with an uncooked bacon rasher*

*drinks more beer*

*hic*

Opeth11 · Aug 23, 2006, 09:49 AM // 09:49

I always thought that magic and weapons were disallowed in the UFC arena and rules. Obsidian Flame and Stone Daggers, bullshit. You don't have enough energy to pull that off.

extra bacon · Aug 23, 2006, 09:50 AM // 09:50

yea, bullshit indeed.

*drinks beer*

*hic*

Opeth11 · Aug 23, 2006, 09:53 AM // 09:53

*drinks martini*
*eats some olives*

extra bacon · Aug 23, 2006, 09:59 AM // 09:59

*drinks beer*

*looks around*

*spits some beer at lord cooper*

heya.

*drinks more beer*

*hic*

Lord Cooper · Aug 23, 2006, 10:00 AM // 10:00

*kicks bacon off chair then stands on it*
"for all of you that are confused - and it seems there are a few of you - i am an ele. do not believe the propaganda and malicious lies that bacon and beaver are spreading about me being a wammo. as an ele i can spam stone daggers and obby flame all day if necessary"
*gets off chair*
*kicks bacon again just as he is struggling to get back up*
*orders a fresh pint*

Opeth11 · Aug 23, 2006, 10:01 AM // 10:01

Whammos don't get a say in the bar room.

*eats some cheese*

extra bacon · Aug 23, 2006, 10:07 AM // 10:07

yea, sit down and shut up, wammo.

*throws a bottle at lord wammo and hits him square in the nuts*

oww ...

*drinks beer*

*hic*

Cebe · Aug 23, 2006, 10:09 AM // 10:09

*toasts a marshmallow*

*spots Lord Cooper acting suspiciously*

just to be safe...
"I'm using Shatter Enchantment on Lord Cooper!"
"I'm using Arcane Larceny on Lord Cooper!"
"I'm using Mending on myself!"

Muahaha - Now I'm an invinci-mesmer

extra bacon · Aug 23, 2006, 10:12 AM // 10:12

hey wammo!!

*drinks beer*

oi! you there!

*drinks beer*

goddamit...

*throws another beer bottle at lord cooper*

*hic*

Lord Cooper · Aug 23, 2006, 10:16 AM // 10:16

*destroys bottle in mid air with a well placed ice spear*
*casts mark of rodgort on bacon*
*wands bacon causally every so often just to keep him burning*
"now leave me alone"
"anyone for some crispy bacon?"

extra bacon · Aug 23, 2006, 10:25 AM // 10:25

i'm immune to fire, silly wammo.

although it does tickle a bit.

*drinks beer*

*throws a badger at lord cooper*

*hic*

Cebe · Aug 23, 2006, 10:25 AM // 10:25

"I'm using Arcane Larceny on Lord Cooper!"
"I'm using Mending on extra bacon!"

(Incidentally - you would never have got Rodgort's Invocation off, even if you were an elementalist, because it's SO easy to interrupt!)

extra bacon · Aug 23, 2006, 10:29 AM // 10:29

woohoo!
"I have Mending on me!"

*does best wammo impression*

rarg! argh! rawr!
*waves imaginary FDS in the air*

*drinks beer*

*hic*

Lord Cooper · Aug 23, 2006, 10:31 AM // 10:31

*sigh*
"you obviously didnt see me casting mantra of resolve earlier"
*shakes head*
*eats badger*

extra bacon · Aug 23, 2006, 10:34 AM // 10:34

wammos don't have mantra of resolve!! >.<

lord cooper is cheating again.

*drinks beer*

*hic*